Kennoisseur

1. Curiosity. Wha's this on my windshield?
2. Surprise. It's a parking ticket!
3. Indignation. I can't believe they gave me a parking ticket.
4. Outrage. This isn't fair.
5. Resistance. I'm going to fight this ticket.
6. Activism. I'm going to get the guy who issued this ticket fired. And then I'm going to expose this unjust system that targets innocent tax-paying citizens and takes their money to fund useless government bureaucracy and pork.
7. Analysis. You know, I have a lot of other things going on in my life right now that are more important than fighting this ticket.